D: I kept on writing home about these "golden investigators" we found on my mission, but then it came to nothing. I pretty much thought anyone who would talk to us was golden.
J: That's just a sign that your mission was hard.
D: It is?
J: Yes. People were friendly in our area, so friendly they had a really hard time telling you no. So they wouldn't show up for their appointments or show up 20 minutes late or send their kids up front to say "My Dad says he isn't home."
D: Oh, they did that in Germany too.
J: Really? I never heard of that anywhere outside of South America.
D: Oh yeah. It happened back home too, on my cul-de-sac selling Boy Scout stuff....