It's All in How You Say It

Hermione unlocks doors in Southern California: "Aloha-like-mora."

The Jewish-Mormon sings: "I am a child of God. And He has sent me Here?? Oi!"

[My brother groaned over these, but the ladies stared at us, puzzled. So if this makes no sense to you, you're in good company. Derrill's just being silly.]