Dedicated to my mother

At the Ren Fair they had an artisan selling (I think) copper crafted fountains and statues. Inside the shop was a handmade wooden sign that said, "Want to know our internet address? Try NeverGoingToHaveOne@dontask.com." So this is your one chance to see these amazing statues and fountains. Mom, you'll love em. Love, your son. (As always, click on the image to enlarge. They're worth it.)