From my usual suspects.
Star Trek Office signs - For the terminally red shirted.
Klingon opera- Coming soon to a local theater!
Extreme Green living - Too much of a good thing?
Another Reason to Just Say No
The data, collected by the Forensic Science Service, reveals how drug gangs are using increasing amounts of chemicals - so-called cutting agents - to dilute cocaine powder sold on the streets of Britain. They include the cancer-causing drug phenacetin, cockroach insecticide and pet worming powder.
Best line: The three most dangerous words in the English language are: "Macroeconomists agree that ..."
Breaking News from the Onion [excerpt]:
Ugandan Ambassador Seizes Control of the UN and Declares himself Secretary-General for life
Reporter: It’s extremely tense, Brandon, there’s no telling what a madman like Mtambe will do! As Secretary-General he has the ability to do anything, from outline the UN’s year long goals, to propose agenda items for consideration by the Security Council!
Anchor: I can’t imagine what it must be like for those ambassadors inside, having no idea what this maniac will decide to place on the preliminary list of matters to be included in the provisional dockets.
Reporter: It’s terrifying!
Zombie economics and politics - be sure to read the first two comments about Obama's (serious) attempts to stimulate the undead.